Wednesday, July 16, 2008

I fixed my camera

Let me preface this entry with this statement: I am an idiot.

My mom gave me a digital camera a few years ago for xmas. The first time I used it was the following July when Eric and Mesan were visiting me in my former Virginia home. I took 3 pictures before the camera died. I was annoyed, but I remembered reading something in the manual about charging, and I figured it was one of those deals where you have to charge it for a few hours before the first use. I put the camera back in its original packaging, with an intent to do the thing right next time.
Years pass. I am not much of a picture taker. Now it's June '08. I've decided to take 4 1/2 months off, so I've tied up loose ends at work, and I'm moving out of my apartment. In an effort to simplify the process, I have decided to give away or trash everything I possibly can. So, the camera packaging and manual go into the trash, and the camera and any cords and accessories go into my laptop bag. I finish moving, and begin bumming around at Zach's and Mom's and James's. A month or so passes, and I want to take a picture. I open the laptop bag, but I can't find the charger! I must have thrown it out with the packaging! Crap. I'll deal with this later.

Now, it's later. I search again in vain for the charger, and resign myself to buying a new one. Sony's website is totally worthless - they don't seem to make this camera anymore, and I can't find any info about chargers for similar cameras or anything. So I call up the local radio shack and ask them if they have a charger that will work for my camera. They say no. But while describing the camera to them, I notice that there doesn't seem to be any place on it to plug in a charger. But whats this arrow on it? I push, and clunk clunk, some batteries fall out. Aha! I have to charge the batteries, not the camera. So what kind of batteries are these? Sony brand AA/LR6/AM3, and they also have a lot of Japanese writing on them.
I do some research, and the internet yields surprisingly little information about them. Again I call radio shack, and this time they assure me they will have a charger for whatever kind of battery I throw at them. I put the batteries in my pocket and jump on my bike.

45 minutes of biking pass, and I can't find the god damn radio shack. I even ask people on the street, and their directions are worthless. Eventually I stumble into a best buy, haggard and sweaty, and present the batteries to the door greeter. "Where do I go to charge these?" I am directed to a fat man in the electronics section who inspects the batteries, half smiles, and says, "these are just regular AA batteries. You can't charge these." See? I am an idiot.
So I drove across the country, through incredible natural beauty (and was in other photo-worthy situations), and didn't take any pictures because Sony sold my mom some dead batteries, and I didn't try putting in some new ones (I even had extras in my car!).

Anyway, I fixed my camera today, and I took this picture of my invasion of Brock's living room:

It's actually not too bad now -- I organized it yesterday.

Also, I actually did manage to take some pictures along the way, 27 to be exact, with a disposable camera I bought in Medora, ND. Hopefully I will be able to digitize those photos and post them here later.


Okay, I hope you're reading this sentence because that means that my blog isn't horribly boring. Leave me comments, questions, and insults please!

9 comments:

Unknown said...

Ben that story was a scream!

I hope you are taking pictures now and having the time of your life. We all miss you. Enjoy! Love, Carol

Bebe Ferro said...

Nice blog kiddo. I always thought you were one of the smart ones. Would Dan have done this? I'm not so sure anymore. Have fun out there, buy some damn batteries and take lots of pix.

Sue said...

My son the rocket scientist is now a mountain biker, an idiot, and a blogger! I'm so proud! Not an idoit, really, just a Vaeth. You know when a Vaeth is so sure he or she is right about something (the camera is rechargeable) that he or she just can not entertain any other alternative until it smacks us in the face!

You go boy!

Kevin Cartwright said...

Ben,

This story didn't surprise me at all. Sounds like a classic Ben move.

Great work here, keep us posted! I want to see pictures of the stuff you bought in Chicago (commenting on blogs is like time-traveling that way...)

MeanAuntMerey said...

Ben - It is so nice to see that you can be that foolish. I had always been in awe of your smarts. No more!

Have a great time out there & be safe.

mitchg said...

Ben, they always say the smart ones are the ones who do the dumb things, so you're just proving it true. Hope you're having a great time.

Lurkwell said...

I've been telling you for years.

This is eric btw- lurkwell is my Warcraft alias. I signed up for blogger as lurkwell because I planned on making a Role-playing blog for my Warcraft character but never did.

rdusk said...

Your breakdancing could use some help. Camera problems: All your mom's fault. Moms are supposed to read the user's manual and tell their sons how batteries work.

ben said...

i agree completely with half of everything you said. my breakdancing skills are obviously exceptional.